Mary Lou's Cafe 
Copyright 1979 Dana Clark

VERSE: Well, out one night to shake my blues 
I headed down to Mary Lou’s 
A greasy spoon that was second to none 
Get a bite to eat and have a little fun 

VERSE: There was soup on the stove and pie on the shelf 
And there was good old Mary Lou herself 
Over by the griddle just raisin’ hell 
With a job to do and a story to tell 

CHORUS: Mary Lou—ooo ooo oo ooo ooo ooo 
Real home cookin’ like your mama’s best 
Real good lookin’ as you mighta guessed 
Mary Lou—ooo ooo oo ooo ooo ooo

Swear you gone to heaven after just one bite 
Guaranteed to give a dying man an appetite 
Mary Lou 

VERSE: She’d be doing so much you just couldn’t keep up 
Frying bacon and eggs, filling coffee cups 
Cooking forty-three meals at the very same time 
Clearing off the counter making change for a dime 

VERSE: She’d keep a dozen conversations going all at once 
Listen to your troubles as she cooked your lunch 
Balance eighteen orders in the palm of her hand 
Give you all you can eat ‘til it was all you could stand 

VERSE: Well, it wasn’t very long ‘til we observed 
She began to get the recognition she deserved 
Barbara Walters came to town to do an interview 
And there was Mary Lou on the five o’clock news 

VERSE: On her birthday Jimmy Carter helped her celebrate 
By proclaiming it a national holiday 
They put her in the latest book of Who’s Who 
Gave her the Nobel Prize for her chicken stew 

CHORUS

VERSE: But early every morning you’ll still find her there 
But you’ll be lucky if you find yourself a chair 
She’ll be over by the griddle just raising hell 
With a job to do and a story to tell 

LAST CHORUS: Mary Lou--ooo ooo oo ooo ooo ooo 
Real home cooking like your mama’s best 
Real good looking like you might have guessed 
Mary Lou--ooo ooo oo ooo ooo ooo 
Swear you gone to heaven after just one bite 
Guaranteed to give a dying man an appetite 
Got more fire than a stick of dynamite 

Mary Lou 
Mary Lou