MAMA'S LITTLE BABIES
Mama's little baby
Daddy's little joy
Mama's little lady
Daddy's little boy
How could a couple kids who look so sweet
Give us so much pain and misery?
Just when you think they're being good as gold
You catch 'em playing in the toilet bowl
Mama's little lady
Daddy's little boy
They're a pair of angels when sitting in my lap
Later they take shoe polish and decorate the cat
Out in the backyard when I can't see
They plant the artificial Christmas tree
They get the chance when their mama dozes
To put some raisins up their noses
Mama's little lady
Daddy's little boy
We had mountains of diapers
They make acres of mess
They use billions of bandaids
We've got valleys of stress
They give us kisses and baby hugs
They go outside and eat some lady bugs
Mama's little baby
Daddy's little joy
We thought that parenthood would be sublime
But now we're only hoping we survive
Mama's little lady
Daddy's little boy
Mama's little baby
Daddy's little joy